As usual I'm way behind on my podcast listening, so it's probably no surprise that I only just got around to the December edition of Life, the Universe & Everything Else, from Winnipeg in Canada, and one of my favourites for years (look for their SandwichCast! and SoupCast! episodes, which are second to none).
The current one is all about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s completely non-existent qualifications to be US secretary of health, but apart from Gem Newman calling Mastodon “the Linux of social networks” (which does have some truth in it), the other joke I hadn't heard was:
Q. Why does Linux have the best army?
A. Because it can customise its kernels.