Today Donald Trump, convicted felon, cheater at golf, all-round douchebag, and menace to democracy and the rule of law, was sworn in as the 47th president of the United States. People who still labour under the delusion that the guy is an astute businessman should note that, among all his other dubious accomplishments, Donald Trump is probably the one and only person in world history who managed to bankrupt a casino. Three times.

In other news, today is also Penguin Awareness Day. So here are a few penguin pictures for you to be aware of.